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baby monke 

A monke that is a baby
William was just born, he's a baby monke
baby monke by Wechatwang November 21, 2021
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Baby Monkey 

...to be a clingy, needy tragic mess.
I'm so baby monkey today
Baby Monkey by sugasugasuga12 April 2, 2011

Baby Monkey Poontang

That of which is the poontang of a baby monkey. Used for sexual misconduct.

Baby Monkey Bum 

A nickname given to a KK the Dj from 97.7 HTZ FM radio station by her partner. She's not crazy about it but she let the Facebook community know about it.
"Hey my baby monkey bum lets go out for dinner."
"I love my little Baby Monkey Bum, she's the best Dj out there."
Baby Monkey Bum by CSTAPLETON December 2, 2011

Baby Monkey 

Someone who is an expert or proficient in an activity.
Golfing? Dude, Amy's baby monkey at that
Baby Monkey by axymer February 13, 2025

puppy monkey baby 

A disturbing image of an animal with the legs of a chubby baby, the body and arms of a hairy monkey, and the head of a pug. Known to lick people's faces to seduce them into drinking energy drinks.
That puppy monkey baby licked my face so hard I drank an entire case of energy drinks.
puppy monkey baby by brony_pony_117 September 23, 2016

Puppy monkey baby 

A puppy. A monkey. A baby. Made famous during Super Bowl 50.
"Hey, is that a puppy? Or a monkey? Or a baby?"

"I think it's a puppy monkey baby"
Puppy monkey baby by August T September 22, 2016
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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