baby blanket

n. the layer of excess new humanity threatening to consume the earth's resources.

All these people twinsing and tripleting are creating a baby blanket that will cover the earth in spit-up and used diapers.

by gnostic1 April 09, 2011

Blanket Baby

One conceived by a “lady of the night” sliding across a sheet that still had cum on it

I never wanted you! You are a blanket baby! Ancestry.com has you as 86% cotton and 2% polyester.

by Hela Armon April 09, 2019

blanket babies

Cum stains, left either on a blanket or really on any type of bedding or sleeping arrangement.

Hey man, hand me a blanket...and NOT the one covered in your blanket babies.

by FizzyDrizzy August 07, 2011

Baby Blanket

The piece of clothing used to clean up cum after masturbating. example sock, tee shirt, old towel.

As i laid in bed masturbating i grabbed the baby blanket to cum in. After i came i cleaned up with the baby blanket and threw it in the laundry basket.

by GwarMachine March 05, 2020

Baby Blanket Trauma

Things that parents do or say that they think is no big deal, but actually has a long lasting effect on their kids. Similar to when a childs baby blanket gets lost, damaged, ect. and parents think it's unimportant even though their child is very upset about it.

Shara: My dad didn't know, but it really hurts, even to this day
Bob: That's what I call baby blanket trauma

by Sjsnsnendnaksl July 03, 2023

baby blanket feelings

An emotion of when you want to let go or forget something/someone but you don’t want to and it’s never going to stop being a memorable part of your life

I have baby blanket feelings about my ex best friend Louisa

by happilysadperson April 16, 2020