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Baboushka
Baboushka by v AntiGravity v November 8, 2009
Baboushka
An old woman, often of Russian, Polish or Finnish decent, who is sturdily built, and very strict. Baboushkas often work at schools and such in Europe and terrify all the children. A common denominator for Baboushkas is a somewhat manly character, and quite energous for their age, possibly from a higher onset of testosterone levels as they have gotten older. Can be very hairy for being women. Overall a mean and grumpy old woman who yells at children.
Child: *Plays with lego
Baboushka: *Steps on legos "You little shit, get this crap out of here"
Child: "I am sorry, I didn't know you were going to step on the legos I were playing with"
Baboushka: "Shut your mouth >: ("
Baboushka: *Steps on legos "You little shit, get this crap out of here"
Child: "I am sorry, I didn't know you were going to step on the legos I were playing with"
Baboushka: "Shut your mouth >: ("
Baboushka by Svennebanan December 4, 2018
Badough
Someone who is the absolute worst at everything they attempt. And soft when it comes to self defense.
Badough by Swishchink April 25, 2019
babouchers
babouchers by thisismereal May 25, 2022
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Slop Grenade
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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