b0rked

L337 version of "broke" or "broken", usually pertaining to computers or computer programs. Something that is deemed b0rked is usually messed up beyond repair or recall.

My Microsoft server is b0rked: whenever I turn it on it starts smoking.

I would like to havening not read b0rked tickets. From "Chronicles of George"

by Anna August 17, 2003

b0rked

Completly bust, broken, messed up

"haha, you b0rked it!" "I can't, it's b0rked"

by Nitro April 27, 2003

b0rked

b0rked - pronunciation of "b0rked" - Borkt

1. To b0rk something is to break something.
2. When something is b0rked, it is broken.
3. Can be used as a threat, to b0rk someone.

1. 'Mummy just got me a kite, but it isnt the kite i wanted, i might b0rk this one so she gets me the right one.'

2.'Sorry Robert, cant come out tonight! i fell over a pack of Pokemon cards and iv b0rked my knee! i can hardly walk!'

3.'O Yeah? ill b0rk you in a minute'

by Benjamin Thomas Atkins III June 11, 2006

b0rked

see wordborked/word ... kinda wordleet/word

by somofobitch April 2, 2003

get barked lol

"Barking" someone is a harmless prank created around May 11th, 2021. The prank consists of a random video thats usually around the length of 3-10 seconds, and at the end, theres usually "bark glasses" on the main character(s)/item(s) in the video. Lexi, the creator of the Objectify mod, started this joke. Nobody knows how and why it's so fucking funny, but it is.

'hey look' *sends a video*
'whats with the weird glasses at the end'
'get barked lol'
'fuck you'

by Lilavender May 12, 2021

Ian Birked

Ian Birked - When a police officer needlessly kills a citizen in a bizarrre, cowardly manner e.g. Seattle's Officer Ian Burk killed a native carver, John T. Williams who was carrying' a legal 3 inch knife and wood block. Birk, after warning the deaf and inebriated Williams 4 times in 4 seconds, shot Williams 4 times and killed him. On February 17, 2011 Ian Burk resigned from the Seattle Police Force after Seattle Police Chief John Diaz stated: "John T. Williams did not pose a threat of serious harm to the officers or others." Adding: that "Birk did not follow department policy when he used deadly force." When done by a citizen it is Code 187: Death, Murker, Kill. King County procesutors have refusee to prosecute Ian Burk.

She: I heard a Seattle cop killed a wood carver who was deaf and drunk after giving him 4 warnings in 4 seconds.
He: Yeh, he was Ian Birked by Officer Ian Birk.

by theangrymonkey March 4, 2011

borked

To have totally fucked something up. Usually by doing something stupid. Specifically used to describe technology that is broken.

Example 1....
Admin: I totally borked my machine installing Win XP SP2.

Example 2....

"I can't come over at the moment...my car is borked".

by Senhor Salvidor Guido September 7, 2004