ayard

a very cool person, also is a public figure

"Man, I wish I could be Ayard." :(

ayard by AlbertEinstein69 May 13, 2021

Aardvark Tits 

Tits that resemble an aardvarks snout

Long droopy boobs like an ant eater nose

Check out those aardvark tits

Aardvark Tits by Working Class Hero November 27, 2020

Brown Star Award 

The brown star award is earned after successfully having anal sex for the first time.

Joe Smo - Dude I just screwed Nikki in the ass..it was awesome. Joe Smo's Buddy- Dude you got the brown star award..thats Epic.

Brown Star Award by 1 with Nature February 12, 2015

Granny Awards 

An annual celebration of Archaicisms, primarily serving as an ego defense mechanism for Boomers (and other old people.)

Nominated for 2014 Granny Awards Rock Album of the Year:

Zeppelin, Sabbath, Bowie and Neil Young

-- Four acts that were "too hip to be square"* around 1970.

Kings of Leon and Queens of the Stone Age

-- Named after a passe form of government and a truly ancient Age of Tech.

How desperately we cling to illusions of youth and relevancy. -- Citizen of the Galaxy

* Once upon a time, even Before the Flood, contemporaneous fans of "Old Blue Eyes" and the "Candy Man" embarrassed themselves with such phrases, in a vain attempt to sustain their own relevance. Please, STOP THE MADNESS!

Granny Awards by Citizen of the Galaxy February 23, 2014

Ayanda 

Ayanda beautiful person in and out close to an angel,Ayanda is a name of Xhosa origin meaning "They are increasing".Ayanda's a generally amazing sweet,smart,crazy handsome/beautiful and caring people.Usually compared to Idris Elba as guys and Alicia Keys as girls, an be down to earth at times,and be extremely savage when triggered.They have fun but also bind to do whats right and help those in need,Ayanda is willing to sacrifice for you once you both bond.They can actually witness right of wrong actions and feel the need to go against wrong doings like actual hero.They do they best to comfort you when you hurt,pick you up when you fall and guide you when you lost,make you laugh and smile when you sad.They struggle being open with their feelings but open up when you get deeper and closer to them and ACTUALLY understand their balance in life and in their soul,Ayanda's love those who are true to themselves and are usually fit as hell,are artists and can be extremely funny,boyfriend/husband material.They are emotional people so treat them right and treating yourself right as they hate seeing those closest to them in pain because they end up feeling pain.If you know or have an Ayanda treat them with love and respect and just smile because they feed off positive energy,do not hurt them cause they will walk out of your life so painfully feeling heartbreak cause you really feel it in your heart when their presence and energy is no longer there with you it really hurts.

Ayanda you just amazing, you know you the best thing that has ever happened to me so far,i love you.

Ayanda by just no pressure.. March 15, 2020

awardw 

Another term for "award" that originated from a typo the Monke brained Connor of Trash Taste while typing the Reddit post for their podcast's anniversary.

Guy1: Hey have you watched the Trash Taste Awardw?
Guy2: you mean awards?
Guy1: no, it's awardw

awardw by Rain-nin May 28, 2021

Herman Cain Award 

An award for individuals who vocally opposed masks and vaccinations in response to COVID-19, and then either ended up in the hospital or died.

Person A: "Did you hear about Doug? He died of COVID last week. His family watched it happen on an iPad. So sad."
Person B: "Wasn't he bragging two weeks ago about injecting horse de-wormer up his asshole when he got diagnosed? That guy was a real Herman Cain Award winner right there."

Herman Cain Award by Y2k September 2, 2021