axovirous 

a lad with the longest dong. He's like a washing machine, always keeps a sock to himself. Pulls like crazy and is probably one of the best athletes you'll ever meet. Smells of slightly old yet edible cheese and falls over too much for his own liking. btw the most isolated place in the whole world is baileys bedroom. People seem to assume stuff that impacts alot of people only air'n is the only person who is right.

Josh: thats a smash
aaron: he's my dad
bailey: my socks are so blessed
axovirous: ok then

axovirous by Marv_and_jafe October 11, 2022

Axpovious 

A turtle that will tell really bad puns nonstop until you deck it in the jaw, to which it will continue to make more puns until you actually want to fucking die.

He was cool until he pulled an Axpovious, that's when I had to beat the shit out of him.

Axpovious by Axpo November 8, 2020

abovious 

Above being obvious. When something is so clear it doesn't require explaining.

American: So what part of the body do you use for football?

Englishman: It is so abovious, I shouldn't have to tell you.

American: I still don't get it.

abovious by LewKeo December 20, 2008