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A turtle that will tell really bad puns nonstop until you deck it in the jaw, to which it will continue to make more puns until you actually want to fucking die.
He was cool until he pulled an Axpovious, that's when I had to beat the shit out of him.
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by Axpo November 08, 2020
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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