A turtle that will tell really bad puns nonstop until you deck it in the jaw, to which it will continue to make more puns until you actually want to fucking die.
a lad with the longest dong. He's like a washing machine, always keeps a sock to himself. Pulls like crazy and is probably one of the best athletes you'll ever meet. Smells of slightly old yet edible cheese and falls over too much for his own liking. btw the most isolated place in the whole world is baileys bedroom. People seem to assume stuff that impacts alot of people only air'n is the only person who is right.
Josh: thats a smash
aaron: he's my dad bailey: my socks are so blessed axovirous: ok then