axelrad

The coolest, smartest, most rich, biggest badasses in the world... hence the "rad". Extremely rare breed of human, makes up less than 0.00042 of the population. They are not unlike the tony starks of the world. If you come across an Axelrad expect them to be better than you at nearly everything, but it is ok because they're too cool to hate...

"Fuckin Axelrad stole my job and got a 50k bonus! It's cool though bro, they're so rad!!"

axelrad by Ebvz5 September 2, 2019

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Axelrod

An Axelrod is the token ass-biter at any club. He is usually tripping on some kind of hallucinogenic drug and has extremely fly dance moves.

Yo that Axelrod is really aggressive... I kinda like it.

Axelrod by Jackie!!! August 8, 2008

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axelrad • Axelrod • Steel Axelrod

Axelrod

An Axelrod is the token ass-biter at any club. He is usually tripping on some kind of halucinogen and has extremely fly dance moves.

Yo that Axelrod is really aggressive... I kinda like it.

Axelrod by Jackie S. Jackie August 8, 2008

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Steel Axelrod

A completly BAMF who sleeps with a diffrent woman every night. Usually prostitutes who get their necks snapped after intercourse.

Dude, Steel Axelrod slept with the hooker on 23rd and Juanita, and she was never found again.

Steel Axelrod by killa1992 May 12, 2010

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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