awkwarthy 

When you feel like you want to empathize with something, but have nothing to relate to, so you just latch on to a random detail and it ends up just being awkward for everyone around you.

"John wanted to make his friend feel better, but he couldn't relate to any of his problems, so he just ended up making a lingering feeling of awkwarthy."

awkwarthy by A Trainwreck January 10, 2018

awkwardly straight 

A straight guy that comes off gay even though he is straight.

1.) He was a total cutie! I thought he might be gay but then I realized he is awkwardly straight."
2.) I thought we were flirting, then his girlfriend came over. He is awkwardly straight.

awkwardly straight by Jryde June 10, 2012

awkwathetic 

The awkward feeling you get on behalf of someone else who is struggling socially and/or publicly. Vicarious embarrassment.

When you are sitting in the front row of open mic night at a coffee shop and the struggling, amateur comic is tanking.
"I feel really awkwathetic for that comedian."

awkwathetic by deca August 21, 2013

Awkwardly Social 

Some people think this means that a person is just socially awkward. THEY ARE WRONG!!!!!

This means a person is sooooooo social, it becomes awkward...

You: You're sooooo socially awkward.

Me: Actually im awkwardly social...

You: So you're actually social, but it's beyond the average humanoid's perception capacity?

Me:..... you know it

Awkwardly Social by MrWhiffynutz June 29, 2011

Awkwardly frisky

Having the need to touch someone even if it is in an awkward way.

"WTF? Why are you touching me?"
"..I'm sorry. I can't help it. I'm awkwardly frisky..."
"So... You're horny?"
"No! There's a difference!"
"Sure there is..."

Awkwardly frisky by Toxic Killer May 4, 2010

awkwardly endearing 

A description accorded to people whose behaviour is by normal standards considered weird or unusual, but is nevertheless deemed to be rather cute. The etymology of this word derives from encounters between one biracial bombshell and one tall, lanky American, the latter for which the term awkwardly endearing was coined for.

When a boy offers to buy a girl a cup of coffee out of gratitude for her having sent him notes. Although sweet the offer, in saying, "so you can snuggle up a little longer in bed in the morning", it is more than a tad bit weird. In other words, it is awkwardly endearing.

awkwardly endearing by Voldemort III March 9, 2008

Awkwartunity

Various opportunities one faces throughout the day to either be awkward or evade social comprimising.

-That girl meant to wave to the kid behind me, I had no idea.
-Another successful Awkwartunity

Awkwartunity by OneLove1 April 5, 2010