awkward pee dance 

A combination of the awkward flamingo and the classic Pee Dance. To accomplish this, an awkward situation must be present, and the intense desire to run away. Stand with knees slightly bent in, one more crossed than the other and hold your hands at your crotch (as if about to pee self). Rock back and forth while backing away slowly. Optional: Hands in back pocket and sharp intake of breath.

Aidan, what do you do when you feel awkward?
Awkward Pee Dance.

awkward pee dance by Hinnnd January 19, 2009