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Awksey Daisies
Awksey Daisies by Connie M&M December 5, 2011
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Awksymoron
a phrase/sentence that does not make sense, an awkward oxymoron. the result of an awksymoron may be a dead-end in the conversation.
Latisha: Dude, the weather in summer is so cool
Shenoa: Ummm, what? That doesn't make sense...
Latisha: Like cool as in the slang sense of the word. Haha, also 'cause it's not cool is summer so it's an oxymoron
Shenoa: ...
Latisha: yea...
(awkward)
Shenoa: ...awksymoron
Shenoa: Ummm, what? That doesn't make sense...
Latisha: Like cool as in the slang sense of the word. Haha, also 'cause it's not cool is summer so it's an oxymoron
Shenoa: ...
Latisha: yea...
(awkward)
Shenoa: ...awksymoron
Awksymoron by awksymorons June 4, 2011
awkster
A very average stereotype. They do what they want, when they want, and aren't afraid to be themselves. Some say they are nicer, toned-down versions of hipsters. The personality of an awkster is sometimes shy and awkward, yet sometimes wild and crazy. They are not afraid to laugh at themselves. They listen to mostly alternative rock, but range from plain alternative to plain rock. They are slight nerds and can be heavy gamers. Some of their signature fashion pieces are Toms, loose shirts, short shorts and retro sunglasses.
AwkStalk
A person who, so fed up with their own life, will walk into any conversation trying to create an awkward situation.
A bitch who knows they can get away with it. Not actually a friend, but someone who refuses to piss off, no matter how many hints are thrown at them.
The first person to 'accidently' bring up something everyone is trying to forget / that could cause an argument, in an innocent sounding way so the anger cannot be aimed at them.
A bitch who knows they can get away with it. Not actually a friend, but someone who refuses to piss off, no matter how many hints are thrown at them.
The first person to 'accidently' bring up something everyone is trying to forget / that could cause an argument, in an innocent sounding way so the anger cannot be aimed at them.
Person- "This is my boyfriend, Luke. We have been together for 3 weeks :)"
AwkStalk - "Oh. I thought you were with David, last week? Oh shit, should I not have said that?"
Person- "I like you hair, Sarah!"
AwkStalk - "Yeah it's nice! :) Can hardly tell you had to cut it because of lice. Oh shit, should I not have said that?"
AwkStalk - "Oh. I thought you were with David, last week? Oh shit, should I not have said that?"
Person- "I like you hair, Sarah!"
AwkStalk - "Yeah it's nice! :) Can hardly tell you had to cut it because of lice. Oh shit, should I not have said that?"
AwkStalk by JustLeave...Now. March 27, 2011
Awkstepping
That awkward moment when you encounter a stranger in the street and both try to go the same way to avoid each other, the worst awkstepping is when you both try and go the same way multiple times before you manage to pass each other.
Awkstepping by Lmaoyeet2000 November 6, 2020
awkstown
awkstown by fluckin awesome June 22, 2009
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