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Amking
A giant, monster sized, universe shattering cock. Only available to two men in the whole world, who go by the name of Steve and Alex
Amking by Stevie Baby April 16, 2005
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Amking • amping • amzing • aking • arking • Asking Alexandria • asking for a friend • asking for it • Awking • Acking
asking for a friend
Someone uses this phrase while asking a question. They claim to be asking for a friend, when they are in fact asking for themselves.
asking for a friend by Ash1355 November 3, 2015
nowhere near the asking
Any result from a transaction that was disappointing.
Not getting what you wanted or expected from something.
Not getting what you wanted or expected from something.
What did you get for the Beemer in the end?
£3 large
Nowhere near the asking then! (Car on sale for £4500)
What was she like on the blowjobs?
Nowhere near the asking - about 6/10
Goose then!
Yeah.
I'm going nowhere near the asking on those Glasto tickets I'd sooner watch it on telly!
£3 large
Nowhere near the asking then! (Car on sale for £4500)
What was she like on the blowjobs?
Nowhere near the asking - about 6/10
Goose then!
Yeah.
I'm going nowhere near the asking on those Glasto tickets I'd sooner watch it on telly!
nowhere near the asking by Yesyoucangoto July 24, 2016
Awking
Walking in your neighborhood during the Coronavirus pandemic, which includes awkwardly and suddenly moving to the other side of the street constantly because people are not 6 feet away from you
asking for a friend
something you say when you ask someone something weird but don’t want it to seem like you’re actually asking it
person a: "if a human and a dog conceived, would the female get pregnant and give birth to a humandog? asking for a friend."
person b: wtf
person b: wtf
asking for a friend by mouthrat December 28, 2021
Asking for a friend
Used when someone knows the questioning is stupid or embarrassing and doesn't want to take the blame for asking such a question. Everyone knows they're really asking for themselves, but they pretend their conscience is clear.
Asking for a friend by ZenB22 November 2, 2018
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Oblication
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics
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Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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