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autogoober 

Someone who really doesn't know how to act socially with other human beings.

It is the combination of the word autistic and goober, because that way, it sounds nicer.

Also referred to as moonpie and that one kid you are nice to only because you think they'd kill themselves if they had absolutely no friends and that one kid whose face would be broken if you weren't such a nice person.
Girl #1: And then after I asked him POLITELY to leave, he said he wondered if I liked the smell of fat Hawaiian men.
Girl #2: He did not! Did he?
Girl #1: Yeah! I know, right?
Girl #1: Oh my gosh, he is SUCH a moonpie.
Girl #2: I know, a real autogoober.
autogoober by IAreGirl June 10, 2009
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Autonomaerophobia 

Morbid fear of drone aircraft; particularly their ability to watch one's every move, every minute, of every day.

Also Autonomaerophobe: N. One who is so paranoid of flying robots that he can't help but post about it in blogs and web boards. Autonomaerophobic: Adj. Describing someone suffering from this affliction.
Dwayne disguises his autonomaerophobia with arguments about the 4th Amendment.
Autonomaerophobia by Dr Khaos February 8, 2015
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