autodick

1) A self-absorbed person who is too preoccupied with his or her agenda to have consideration for those he interrupts.

2) A person who has no regard for the affairs of others and often says things that ruin a moment.

"To just get up and walk out of the meeting like that makes him an autodick in my book."

A cock blocker.

by dwn2dv8 February 23, 2010

autopicker

Someone who thinks just because he is in a car, no one will notice him picking his nose. Really lame looking.

Look at that loser in the Cadillac, savoring his morsels. Look at all of the autopickers.

by running out of patience March 30, 2009

autodicksucking

Sucking you own dick, blowjob to yourself.

He was caught autodicksucking!

by Cumsuckler December 13, 2022

autoduck

Autocorrect. Named because of its tendency to correct the typed word Fuck to Duck. Even though the chances of it actually being Duck are minimal.

What a ducking mistake.

Oops, stupid autoduck.

by jimmy struthers February 4, 2024