autodick

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1) A self-absorbed person who is too preoccupied with his or her agenda to have consideration for those he interrupts.

2) A person who has no regard for the affairs of others and often says things that ruin a moment.

"To just get up and walk out of the meeting like that makes him an autodick in my book."

A cock blocker.

autodick by dwn2dv8 February 23, 2010

Words you can keep

autopicker

Someone who thinks just because he is in a car, no one will notice him picking his nose. Really lame looking.

Look at that loser in the Cadillac, savoring his morsels. Look at all of the autopickers.

autopicker by running out of patience March 30, 2009

Related Words

autodick • autodicksucking • autoduck • autopicker

autodicksucking

Sucking you own dick, blowjob to yourself.

He was caught autodicksucking!

autodicksucking by Cumsuckler December 13, 2022

autoduck

Autocorrect. Named because of its tendency to correct the typed word Fuck to Duck. Even though the chances of it actually being Duck are minimal.

What a ducking mistake.

Oops, stupid autoduck.

autoduck by jimmy struthers February 4, 2024

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026