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Autextism 

A condition in which a person who is texting becomes unaware of the world around them.

People suffering from this condition are autextic.
In local news an autextic teen was half eaten by rats while having an argument with his girlfriend.

Autextism has been the cause of three disabiltating injuries and four deaths so far this month.
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autextic 

autextic adj. and n. \ȯ tekst-ik\ a disorder that is characterized by awkward text conversations which impair the development of normal social relationships.
i just had the strangest text conversation, i believe that she is autextic.
autextic by cruzer_415 October 15, 2012
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Autistism 

When you’re not quite sure whether you’re trying to say autism or autistic
Hi, I’m autistism”
Autistism by Delirus September 18, 2018

Autextic 

In local news an autextic teen was half eaten by rats while having an argument with his girlfriend.

Autextism has been the cause of three disabiltating injuries and four deaths so far this month.

Vulgar Auteurism 

A term to denote films that are extra sexy, but people haven’t realized it yet
Nothing better than a night of Resident Evil and vulgar auteurism with the boys
Vulgar Auteurism by Sean333 April 2, 2021
auxtism (noun) - A person whom should never be allowed to be handed the aux cord
Ryan listens to lil pump, he definitely has auxtism.
auxtism by matrixcian August 4, 2018
Can not pick a song or listen to a song all the way through before changing to another song.
“You must have Auxtism because we have only listened to 30seconds of a song before you change to the next
Auxtism by Schweiny December 22, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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