austruation 

austruation; (f); noun;

The term "austruation" is derived from "Austria" and a female's monthly cycle of pain, also referred to as "menstruation".

It ought to describe an Austrian citizen's craving for relevance in the modern world, metaphorically 'bleeding' ever since the aftermath of WW1 and WW2.
Often comes with a slight longing for a fourth Reich.

Person A: "I heard rumors that this Austrian guy from our history class is some sort of neo-nazi."
Person B: "Don't judge him for his austruation, he can't do anything about it."

austruation by Waschbernd January 24, 2017

Austination 

The act of dating a 14 year old girl, and playing Grand Theft Auto for too damn long at your friend's house. Especially when he is tired and you have school in the morning.

You're living in a constant state of Austination

Austination by Bat Nipples February 23, 2005

Asstration 

The act of clenching your sphincter so tight during anal intercourse that your partner's penis is removed.

A play on words of ass and castration.

"Dude, did you hear that Joey's in the hospital?"

"Yeah, that bitch Becky gave him an Asstration!"

Asstration by TheFourthReich November 5, 2015

Asstruction 

Object or obstruction to the ass you are trying to look at.

That fat guy is an asstruction.

Asstruction by assman269 December 7, 2012

Arstration 

The frustration experienced by the team who dominates the game but loses it

Arsenal dominated that game but lose 1-0. im so full of arstration

Arstration by dang123th March 17, 2009