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Instead of cumming in Austin, I am Austining in cum
Austining by anonymous November 23, 2020
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To ditch out on
We decided to austining that guy
Austining by J*shaee May 26, 2022

austinning 

Noun, Verb

1. The act of applying real world physics on fictional events resulting in absurd conclusions. It works as a form of edutainment. It is rarely used in battleboarding discussions. The namesake is the narrator from ShoddyCast's "The SCIENCE!"

2. The act of measuring things subject to artistic licensing under the assumption that they are self-consistent.
1. I just saw a video where someone was austinning the Pokemon evolutions. It was horrifying, funny and I learned some things about biology.

2. You can't just take the size of this stylized milk carton and measure how big the stylized house is in comparisson to it. You're austinning!
The act of blaming someone if your group lost to feel better or jus lying in general
He is austining right now
Austining by Orangutansballs January 25, 2024