audibless

the absence of tone or inflection especially when in writing or text. Loss of feeling through written language.

Be sure to read back your reply text message because it is audibless and could be interpreted differently what you mean.

by drocknroll May 28, 2018

call an audible

To decide what to do at the last second after seeing all possible options and obstacles that come up.
Comes from football, seen when the quarterback goes up to the line of scrimmage, sees a defensive alignment he wasn't expecting, and adjusts by yelling out a new play.

I'm thinking of going jogging but if it rains I'll have to call an audible and go to the gym instead.

by joe user October 19, 2004

bathroom audible

Occurs when a number one turns into a number two.

I had to call a quick bathroom audible in the Taco Bell washroom, I was standing at the urinal when my number one turned into a number two.

by Zuzzy Foeller February 10, 2014

audible

To make an unexpected last minute, decision. This definition is derived from its meaning in football.

Cara pulled an audible and called in sick to work.

by Susie Y May 14, 2005

Audible

An amazon company that pays many medium sized youtubers to promote them, such as Jacksfilms and JonTron. Known for being at the end of many videos and the butt of many jokes.

Alternate Ending to Romeo and Juliet
Before Romeo dies, he leans over Juliette's body and whispers in her ear
"Audible has over 150,000 books"

by rAz February 9, 2015

Audible Skull Emoji

A way of saying ¨Lol¨ or ¨Lmao¨

Bro 1: Dude just fell ¨Audible skull emoji¨
Bro 2: That´s so dumb ¨Audible skull emoji¨

by 6pla6gue6 May 20, 2023

Audible Orgasm

That intense sensation that travels up through your body you get when your listening to a good song. It is usually induced by a song you just found out about.

That Led Zeppelin song just gave me an audible orgasm!

by Aspects Of The Downhill Slide June 30, 2008