lukaku

verb to botch the simple act of controlling a football in an embarrassing manner
tense lukaku, lukakued

I gave him a simple pass to feet, but he lukakued it and lost possession.

by jose_mourinho December 13, 2018

lukaku

Romelu lukaku is a human tank who plays for Chelsea FC, he has to drink diesel to keep himself going and it's a know fact that the first giraffe came about when he uppercutted a horse. Lukaku is a man you don't want to mess with if your life is worth living!

Chelsea FC Lukaku

by Regs November 04, 2013

lukaku

To lose something under your control

Was playing football and someone passed me the ball it was a clear chance but I did a lukaku

by Thejamesons00 December 02, 2018

Lukaku

Lukaku /lu-ka-ku/ verb past tense: Lukaku'd 1. To lose something under your control; mishandling due to lack of ability and/or concentration. =

steve - I really like this girl, everything is going so well!
John - Dont Lukaku it mate.

by lukaku4life December 03, 2018

Lukaku

/lu-ka-ku/ verb
past tese: Lukaku'd
1. To lose something under your control; mishandling due to lack of ability and/or concentration.

"I really like this girl, everything is going so well, i pray i don't Lukaku it"

by the player 404 December 07, 2018

Lukaku

To lose something under your control; mishandle something due to lack of ability and/or concentration.

"I really like this girl, everything is going so well, I pray I don't Lukaku it"

by ManofCulture December 02, 2018

Lukaku

A tragic first touch to control the ball in the sport of football (soccer).

You would've scored that huge chance if you hadn't taken a lukaku.

Roshan! You and your lukaku cost us the game again you useless fucking cunt.

by dilshannn7 July 02, 2019