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attentional 

A word used by psychologists which simply means "relating to attention." Psychologists know this, it's just that they think they're sound important if they use more syllables when they talk.
Psychologist Kevin said "Wow! That Maria is such an attentional whore!"

or

Psychologist Kevin said "Why can't I say 'attentional density?' It sounds more important than attention density!"
attentional by Laves sus Manos April 20, 2008

attentionalized 

an adj.;A person that feans and live for attention
stop! I just want to be attentionalized .

Attentioncy

"I have the attentioncy span of a goldfish."
Attentioncy by magnumd0ng March 22, 2022

attentioner

why are u talking to me am i an attentioner ?
attentioner by sockings December 21, 2025

pay attentioner 

it’s like when you are saying something and someone says you aren’t paying attention and you say “i am a very good listener and pay attentioner”
samuel- “you never pay attention to me”
lillie- “i am a very good listener and pay attentioner”

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026