Atheia

A future country in which Atheist's from all over the Earth will be able to live in peace without fear of being killed by religious radicals and/or have religious beliefs shoved down their throat.

Atheist man: "Oh my Science!"

Atheist's wife: "What's wrong, honey?!"
Atheist man: "They're building a church across the street.....quick, pack up everything and get the kids. We're moving to Atheia!"

by BobBamboochutes July 29, 2010

atheia

A joking name for an atheist god.

Retard: What religion do you follow?
Atheist: Atheism.
Retard: Really, what's your God?
Atheist: Atheia.

by MrDiSante April 17, 2008

internet atheist

Typically an angry teenager or other power inhibited individual who thinks that all religion across the globe is either Islamic Terrorist or American Christian Fundamentalist and that their arguments are sound because they have watched a Dawkins video online. They take special pleasure in assuming that people with a faith are either deeply offended or will change their life due to anonymous comment based "wisdom".

I wear Internet Atheist t-shirts that try offend old women because I want the world to be free of things that offend me. I am just that devoted. Now go away, I'm playing Skyrim.

by Apple iMolestation Device October 30, 2015

r/atheism

An organized system of beliefs, cultural systems, world views, ideas, and ideals that relate humanity to an order of existence without god. The religion of atheism crowd-sourced under the church of reddit. A sermonizing vanity project that practices ritualistic circlejerking of pseudo-philosophical platitudes originating primarily on facebook. A self-celebrating, fedora wearing scene of experts on Occam's razor. Ontological superfluity.

redditor 1: "What's r/atheism?"

redditor 2: "Oh, you mean that church of religious zealots that downvote any reference to god?"

redditor 1: "Yeah, prepare to be shadowbanned."

by Don't use your real names. January 23, 2015

Athea

A girl that is beautiful and loves to kick butt. Athea is a funny happy go lucky person, but can be serious when she needs to be. If you ever find a Athea, never let her go, because she is the most amazing person you will meet.

She was so great when I met her, I think her name was Athea.

by Pumpkinpielover2005 March 3, 2019

AthenaHealth

The most expensive and shitty EMR service and billing service company on earth.

My hospital just signed up for athenahealth, now we are bankrupt.

by LCAlum March 27, 2022

athenahealth

The most expensive EMR, EHR, and PM system. If you need anything from them, you have to submit a ticket and wait 10 days to hear back.

I almost got suckered into buying athenahealth. What a mistake that would have been.

by cernerepic January 6, 2022