at the bench
a term coined by jay and matt symbolizing they will see each other tomorrow morning at their normal hang out spot in school, known as the bench.
at the bench by knobhead September 1, 2008
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Shitting on a bench at 3 in the morning
shitting on a bench at 3 in the morning. its a game of agility, patience, and reflex. will someone find you? book it quickly with shit spilling behind you. will your muscles fail hope you catch yourself before you land in your own shit. accidentally shit on a homeless person? what the fuck is wrong with you are you blind? get your ass pecked by a bird? shit on the bird too. accidentally shit out of your mouth instead of your ass? what the fuck see a doctor. if you think you have what it takes, snort some cocaine and see where you end up.
Shitting on a bench at 3 in the morning by chimken_nunget May 18, 2021
At the Beach
Used to establish that a marijuana high is occurring. Typically not used to describe a coming-down from a high, but rather, a solid onset, or while deep into a nice stoning.
Man #1-Hey man, did you get any sand for today?
Man #2- Of course
Man #1-Hells yeah. We gonna be at the beach today.
Man #2- Of course
Man #1-Hells yeah. We gonna be at the beach today.
At the Beach by Waffles27 December 29, 2010
dog at the beach
similar to "out of sight, out of mind", but slightly more insulting. Refers to someone who is your best friend/romance when with you, but seems to forget your existence when not in your company. Came from a trip I took to the beach with my dad and our family dog. I asked if the dog remembered going to the beach when he was a puppy. My dad said, "He probably remembers being here before when he's here, but when we go home, he doesn't remember coming to the beach."
Bill is really sweet and attentive when I see him, but he never calls or emails me. He's a total dog at the beach.
dog at the beach by Nerdy_girl May 27, 2010
bone at the beach
bone at the beach by Fattyonce November 21, 2016
Doing Squats At The Beach
verb. A euphemism for sandy vagina which is a euphemism for a bitch or douchebag.
It's the same as a sandy vagina but explains how the sand got there.
It's the same as a sandy vagina but explains how the sand got there.
Your friend: Why couldn't you come over dude?
You: My mom was doing squats at the beach all day and wouldn't lend me the car
You: My mom was doing squats at the beach all day and wouldn't lend me the car
Doing Squats At The Beach by Mashed_Potates February 17, 2010
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