Astrophel 

A femboy that knows the entire five nights at Freddy's and Resident Evil lore just as much as the back of their own hand. They are also generally a femboy by nature and he will simp for anything for any edgy man in black.

Leon Kennedy was one of Astrophel's favorite characters they loved everything about him.

Astrophel by NarwhalKing August 24, 2023

Swamp-asstrophe

An encounter with an individual suffering from swamp-ass causing great and often sudden harm or embarrassment to the individual and /or situation; a dis-ass-ter.

I was 69ing with this chick when I realized her ass crack smelled like dingle-berry soup. What a swamp-asstrophe!

Swamp-asstrophe by Legs4days January 23, 2014

Shit-astrophe

The sudden urge to have a bowel movement, causing the immediate cancellation of previously scheduled daily plans.

"Professor Smith I just want to appologize for missing last class. Ya' see I was sitting in the class before this one and could just feel a shit-astrophe brewing. Needless to say, I had to run back to my dorm. I'm sure you'll understand."

Shit-astrophe by The Bergmann March 2, 2010

astraphile 

Lover of thunderstorms; someone who finds joy and peace of mind indoors during thunderstorms

Kane: Isn't this rain beautiful? I think I'm a pluviophile.

Kira: Oh, me too. In fact, I think I'm more of an astraphile - looking forward to that thunderstorm.

astraphile by 11loops November 25, 2014

astropologist

Astropologists are known for defending the actions of the professional MLB team named the Houston Astros. This team cheated its way to a World Series in 2017 using live video feed to steal signs and relay them to the hitter by banging a trash can in their dugout. They bizarrely did not face punishment from the chickenshit weak commissioner of baseball Rob Manfred.

What do you mean stealing signs illegally so the batter knows what pitch is coming didn’t provide an advantage? You’re just an astropologist

astropologist by BangInTrashcansLikeRaccoons August 3, 2020

Astrophotographer 

A person who spends way too much money on a piece of glass inside of a tube, then gets easily depressed by a number being slightly different from what they want, leading said person to spend even more money, going into a bigger and bigger hole.

" Hey, your brother's an astrophotographer? " - Person 1
" Yeah, he is. " - Person 2
" God, I'm so sorry for your loss. You must be devastated. " - Person 1

Astrophotographer by bonkerdonker April 5, 2021

astrophiliate

When people have sex with dead bodies on the Moon.

Did you hear about that guy who used to work at the morgue and then became an astronaut? He was totally an astrophiliate.

astrophiliate by not Louis ck May 11, 2013