astele

Astele is the most beautiful, kindhearted and charismatic girl on earth. She will always have your back and is really trustworthy.

Tall, professionnal tiktoker, really GOOD dancer and with a big boule, she is very sexy.

Everyday, she has a new outfit, with also a new wig !

She’s perfect period.

GIMME SOME ! 🍑

Youre so gorgeous Astele

by Carla Julian February 11, 2020

Rick Astley

Probably the most legendary meme on the internet.

Rick Astley

by Jman030303 February 14, 2017

Rick Astley

Our president

Rick Astley will never do these things to you:
Give You Up
Let You Down
Run Around
Desert You
Make You Cry
Say Goodbye
Tell A Lie
And Hurt You

by Master Of Nations September 19, 2020

Astley Paradox

A scenario where you ask Rick Astley for a copy of the Disney Film "Up", meaning that Rick Astley will either have to "Give you up" or "Let you down", therefore creating the Astley Paradox.

Person: "Can I have the Disney Film Up?"
Rick Astley: "Damnit, you just made the Astley Paradox."

by Lewis_Bubba July 6, 2020

Rick Astley

He will never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna go around, never gonna desert you, never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell you a lie, never gonna hurt you

Rick astley

by nwf195 September 10, 2020

Tick Astley

A tick with Rick Astley's face on it. Its pretty self explanatory

Friend: *shows picture of Tick Astley*
You: Oh what the fuck is that?!
Friend: Tick Astley, you just got Tick Rolled

by BitchWithDumbDefinitions October 12, 2021

Astel

Small alien god idol manager from holostars. Mistaken to be a idol but is actually a idol manager. Very seiso and good at singing. The most normal holostar out of all of the members. Says lfg ( lets fucking go ) alot. Somehow stole a little zombie sister from the side of the road. He screams and drinks olive oil . Astellas or astelnese (his fans) suffer 24/7 watching his 12 hour apex streams (idk how yall do this tbh). His word is law, because he is god "I AM NOT KING I AM YES GOD".

Astella 1:Did you see astel latest apex stream
Astella 2: yea lfg

by Microwavedjackal September 12, 2021