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Astele is the most beautiful, kindhearted and charismatic girl on earth. She will always have your back and is really trustworthy.

Tall, professionnal tiktoker, really GOOD dancer and with a big boule, she is very sexy.

Everyday, she has a new outfit, with also a new wig !

She’s perfect period.

GIMME SOME ! 🍑
Youre so gorgeous Astele
astele by Carla Julian February 11, 2020
Words you can keep

Rick Astley 

Probably the most legendary meme on the internet.
Rick Astley by Jman030303 February 14, 2017
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Rick Astley 

Rick Astley will never do these things to you:
Give You Up
Let You Down
Run Around
Desert You
Make You Cry
Say Goodbye
Tell A Lie
And Hurt You
Rick Astley by Master Of Nations September 19, 2020

Astley Paradox 

A scenario where you ask Rick Astley for a copy of the Disney Film "Up", meaning that Rick Astley will either have to "Give you up" or "Let you down", therefore creating the Astley Paradox.
Person: "Can I have the Disney Film Up?"
Rick Astley: "Damnit, you just made the Astley Paradox."
Astley Paradox by Lewis_Bubba July 6, 2020

Rick Astley 

He will never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna go around, never gonna desert you, never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell you a lie, never gonna hurt you
Rick Astley by nwf195 September 10, 2020

Tick Astley 

A tick with Rick Astley's face on it. Its pretty self explanatory
Friend: *shows picture of Tick Astley*
You: Oh what the fuck is that?!
Friend: Tick Astley, you just got Tick Rolled
Small alien god idol manager from holostars. Mistaken to be a idol but is actually a idol manager. Very seiso and good at singing. The most normal holostar out of all of the members. Says lfg ( lets fucking go ) alot. Somehow stole a little zombie sister from the side of the road. He screams and drinks olive oil . Astellas or astelnese (his fans) suffer 24/7 watching his 12 hour apex streams (idk how yall do this tbh). His word is law, because he is god "I AM NOT KING I AM YES GOD".
Astella 1:Did you see astel latest apex stream
Astella 2: yea lfg
Astel by Microwavedjackal September 12, 2021
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026
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