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Small alien god idol manager from holostars. Mistaken to be a idol but is actually a idol manager. Very seiso and good at singing. The most normal holostar out of all of the members. Says lfg ( lets fucking go ) alot. Somehow stole a little zombie sister from the side of the road. He screams and drinks olive oil . Astellas or astelnese (his fans) suffer 24/7 watching his 12 hour apex streams (idk how yall do this tbh). His word is law, because he is god "I AM NOT KING I AM YES GOD".
Astella 1:Did you see astel latest apex stream
Astella 2: yea lfg
Astel by Microwavedjackal September 12, 2021
Words you can keep
Astel is a star always so close to going supernova but never reaching it
“She’s pure Astel — holding everything in, but still shining like it’s about to break.”

“The silence wasn’t empty, it was Astel — full of pressure, like something about to happen.”

“He’s in his Astel phase — present, powerful, and not rushing the moment.”
Astel by 972ye May 19, 2025
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Astel is a cute girl she is buff but she's really nice and kind

#weloveastel
astel is such a cutie she likes to be kind to people her name

Astel is a star always so close to going supernova but never reaching it
she's in her Astel phasekind, powerful, and locked in and enjoying life
Astel by Volcano7007 October 26, 2025

astel sabastian 

astel sabastian by anonymous November 23, 2021

ASTEPF2F 

ASTEPF2F is, A STEP FAR TOO FAR, and, that's the feeling many have, who need to escape from being "controlled" by Brussels.
I'm fed up with being bullied by Brussels - more and more people don't want to be taking ASTEPF2F - It's, truly, a Brussels "ultracontrol containment camp!".
ASTEPF2F by FABARM November 16, 2018
The nicest person you’ll ever meet this person is funny Smart and beautiful there is no other definition
Assel Is the most amazing person in the world
Assel by Ana Diaz November 27, 2018
A beautiful woman, whose name means "honey" or "sweety". Assel loves power and smart men.
Assel is a sexy lady!
Assel by Umpencio November 28, 2017
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