unexplained fear of ashley. just the sight of that person will strike fear in the person's heart. ashley could be a friend but talking to ashley when you have ashleyphobia could make you forget how to breathe
"i hope you don't mind ashley..."
"Oh No! i have ashleyphobia i just can't
adj.- Decsribes a person who is frightened by the acts of a certain person named Kevin Ashley. The acts by which an Ashleyphobic is frightened by include: Eating stuff from under his nails, out of his hair, shoes, and nose, eating the balls of dirt that accumulate from rubbing his hands together and any any bodily excretion in existance.
The ashleyphobic watched in pain as Kevin Ashley ate any bodily excretion that he could find.
Being scared or frightened of internet jokes ('memes') or phrases. Can also be avoiding them in general.
Comes from greek 'asteio' (joke) and greek-latin phobia (fear).
P1: Why has Stacy been avoiding my internet memes?
P2: She might have astephobia.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.