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Small alien god idol manager from holostars. Mistaken to be a idol but is actually a idol manager. Very seiso and good at singing. The most normal holostar out of all of the members. Says lfg ( lets fucking go ) alot. Somehow stole a little zombie sister from the side of the road. He screams and drinks olive oil . Astellas or astelnese (his fans) suffer 24/7 watching his 12 hour apex streams (idk how yall do this tbh). His word is law, because he is god "I AM NOT KING I AM YES GOD".

Astella 1:Did you see astel latest apex stream
Astella 2: yea lfg

Astel by Microwavedjackal September 12, 2021

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Astel

Astel is a star always so close to going supernova but never reaching it

“She’s pure Astel — holding everything in, but still shining like it’s about to break.”

“The silence wasn’t empty, it was Astel — full of pressure, like something about to happen.”

“He’s in his Astel phase — present, powerful, and not rushing the moment.”

Astel by 972ye May 19, 2025

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Astel

Astel is a cute girl she is buff but she's really nice and kind

#weloveastel
astel is such a cutie she likes to be kind to people her name

Astel is a star always so close to going supernova but never reaching it

she's in her Astel phase — kind, powerful, and locked in and enjoying life

Astel by Volcano7007 October 26, 2025

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astel sabastian

My name

My name is astel sabastian

astel sabastian by anonymous November 23, 2021

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ASTEPF2F

ASTEPF2F is, A STEP FAR TOO FAR, and, that's the feeling many have, who need to escape from being "controlled" by Brussels.

I'm fed up with being bullied by Brussels - more and more people don't want to be taking ASTEPF2F - It's, truly, a Brussels "ultracontrol containment camp!".

ASTEPF2F by FABARM November 16, 2018

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Assel

The nicest person you’ll ever meet this person is funny Smart and beautiful there is no other definition

Assel Is the most amazing person in the world

Assel by Ana Diaz November 27, 2018

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Assel

A beautiful woman, whose name means "honey" or "sweety". Assel loves power and smart men.

Assel is a sexy lady!

Assel by Umpencio November 28, 2017

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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