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one of the nicest people but also really serious. will put homework before people. but doesn't ignore you on purpose
this is astasja and she is blowing me off to do the homework for tonight
astasja by AEC12345 January 27, 2021
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Astasia is a girl so buetiful she actes like she doesnt care but she does she is caring and sometimes can be a douche she likes dating people but never goes back with her ex's
Astasia ass is so big everyone was staring
astasia by Paul keeller November 12, 2017
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astaslave 

A top tier person, someone you would ride or die for. Has to be one of the sexiest people alive
You should be more like astaslave
astaslave by astaslavesfavperson April 10, 2022
astasa is the sweetest girl on the whole earth she is an amazing best friend and perfect girlfriend material. she truly will brighten your day and make u smile. her laugh is truly contagious. she is beautiful and has long wavy hair. she's kind, respectful, and has a great sense of humor. she will make you laugh till your stomach hurts. honestly if you find yourself an astasa keep her cuz she's one of a kind.
person one: omg did u see astasa today
person two: oml yes shes so pretty and funny
astasa by unknown282430 August 19, 2022

astasiah 

A very smart, loving, sexy independent woman who never stops thinking. She is always has men amire her beauty and personality. Generally a quite yet outgoing person once you get to know her. She has dual moments but never let's it show. She is born to keep a smile on everyone's face including her on despit her situatuons . she is THE GOLDEN ONE!!
AWH YOU HAVE A GREAT PERSONALITY, ITS JUST LIKE ASTASIAH.
astasiah by theOne30 November 30, 2016
An absolutely amazing and wonderful human being. She's beautiful inside and out shes a great friend an amazing girlfriend and you start to fall in love with her as soon as you meet - Put your pinky finger to da mooooon, my love
Astaija is the best girlfriend ever
astaija by dove_gabby May 25, 2017
She’s a bad bitch, you can trust her. She is so beautiful and funny. The best person you can ever met.
Omg the weather is so Astasma !
Astasma by Momolesang January 30, 2020
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murderhobo 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

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