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astaslave 

A top tier person, someone you would ride or die for. Has to be one of the sexiest people alive
You should be more like astaslave
astaslave by astaslavesfavperson April 10, 2022
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Astalavagina 

Similar to other hybrid words, Astalavagina is a combination of Astalavista and Vagina. Used primarily by those who prefer a sophmoric sense of humor and/or like saying vagina. It's used in place of goodbye or go fuck yourself.
"Bye Chuck!"

"Astalavagina, baby."
Astalavagina by ThisWillNeverWork January 19, 2010

astalavi 

Astalavi is mostly used by ZLATAN IBILE. He’s a Nigeria rapper and he originated the word ZANKU.
I.e - Bye Bye To Yeye Boyfriend ... ASTALAVI !!!!

ASTALAVI ... Give them !!!
astalavi by Dopeknice December 29, 2019

astalavista 

1) astalavista.com, a website filled with useful viruses, IM programmes, hacktools and links to thousands of warez sites.

2) to use a tool from 1) to do physical damage to someone's computer software or website.
I'm gonna astalavista your aim and find your IP, motherfucker.
astalavista by Gumba Gumba February 28, 2004

Advance AutoSlave 

A hard working employee of advance auto parts, who often is yelled at and ridiculed by customers for not having parts for obscure automobiles.
An advance autoslave would commonly hear a gripe such as, "you mean you don't have a generator shim for my 72 Volkswagen Thing!?"
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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