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Asswhipe 

A jerk or a person that shows no respect
That guy over there is such an asswhipe
Asswhipe by Fris Johnson March 1, 2018
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Asswhipe 

Anyone who discriminates against someone because of race, sex, religion, orientation, heritage, or music genre. Also people who are "anti-jonas"
Guy: "FUCKING FAGGOT!!"
Brandy: Do you know that guy?
Gay man: no he's an asswhipe though...

asswhipe 

bitch asswhipe
asswhipe by risheeb March 21, 2019

kenyon asswhipe

lover of dildos, but only if they're lubed up and ready to go. a down syndrome child, who just wants to help people. Likes hardcore gay pornos, fingers his butthole while watching the porn. Always wanting to fuck little kittens and puppies. never whipes his ass after pooping, hence the name asswhipe.
Man your acting like a real kenyon asswhipe
kenyon asswhipe by puk840560437 March 20, 2013
An annoying person who is a jerk and only cares about themselves.
Terry is really being an asswipe today.
Asswipe by Theworldtoday August 11, 2018

ASSWIPE Litigation 

Legal Term. Bullshitting your way through litigation.

(A)sserting
(S)tupid
(S)hit
(W)hile
(I)ntentionally
(P)ussyfooting
(E)Evidence
Knowing he would lose the case on the facts, Cornelius was forced to employ ASSWIPE litigation tactics.
ASSWIPE Litigation by Melissa Lynne January 18, 2008

asswhites 

The white lines right below a woman's ass cheeks, usually caused by excessive tanning and the skin folds of an ample ghetto booty.
I thought that ho I met at the pool the other day had a perfect tan, but as I bent her over for k9 back at my place, her asswhites almost blinded me.
asswhites by Mach3 January 3, 2008
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