Fattestu Assu

Fattestu Assu

Fattestu Assu

Fattestu Assu by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 24, 2025

Kamina Assumption 

noun; an assumption that any situation or problem, even if it is logically insurmountable, can be resolved by sheer passion or force of will.

This phrase was inspired by the character Kamina from the anime Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, who has a tendency to conquer insurmountable obstacles by his fiery, manly passion; a force that is approximately equal to the red-hot plasma of a thousand suns molded into the shape of mustangs and panthers.

Kevin: Look, I know that we only have half a tank of gas and no cash, but it's my dream to finish this cross-country road trip and I know we'll do it somehow!

Me: Considering that we're still in Wyoming, I'd say you're making a dangerous Kamina Assumption.

Kamina Assumption by PyrgusMalvae January 18, 2010

mann's assumption 

assuming that everything in a hotel room has at one point been in someone's rectum.

Don't touch the remote in your room - you know Mann's assumption tells us that thing is nasty.

mann's assumption by dj jazzy jason June 22, 2012

assucka

Someone from the hood who sucks ass.

Wassup assucka?

assucka by Dr Bunnygirl May 2, 2021

Textual Assualt 

When you pummel someone with text message when you are drunk, most of them sexual and inappropriate. Usually the person you are texting will not respond or try and get you to stop

I committed Textual Assualt on my friend last night. Sent her 30 texts in a row of jibberish and pics of my dong.

Textual Assualt by Samuek June 4, 2013

Assumative 

To be assuming all the time.

Dont be so assumative!

Assumative by taylorsaurus December 3, 2011

Vegans Assumption Fallacy

A vegan must never assume that something is vegan unless and until it's confirmed to be vegan.

A vegan realised that he/she consumed a non-vegan product by failing to check the ingredients label, therefore falling prey to "Vegans Assumption Fallacy".

Vegans Assumption Fallacy by Vegan1116 January 13, 2023