Assues

(Contraction - Ass + Issues) An unfavorable or unpleasant state or condition of one's asshole. May be caused by Hemorrhoids, bad ass hygiene or that Habanero soaked enchilada from last night.

Dude, you got any Tucks, or Prep-H? I'm having some serious assues today.

by MaxfieldP June 21, 2006

Assues

Any ass related problems or phobias.

State or manner of someone continuously being an asshole.

I have to go to the doctor. I'm having some assues.

My husband wants me to stick things up his butt. He's got some assues.

by Ashland_rox December 31, 2009

Now I got some serious Assues

The cumulative anal damage if your partner goes and switches toilet paper brands on you, or you over-killed on the hot sauce the night before. The merge of the word Ass and Issues.

Ah man, why did she do it. We were out of toilet paper and she brought home the cheap brand. Now I got some serious Assues.

Damn that habanero sauce was killer!! Now I got some serious Assues.

by vikchop June 19, 2010

Assiest

Any woman's butt that's clearly larger than the other women around her

Man!, the home girl Cherokee is the Assiest.

by Jaye_$upreme November 22, 2015

Asses to elbows

A very crowded establishment, typically a bar or a club.

Man, it was asses to elbows last night at the show.

by Briennheiser September 13, 2009

Asses Of Fire

A popular Canadian film that sparked the Canadian-American war, and caused the deaths of millions.

Asses of Fire may well be the second best movie ever made, right after Asses of Fire 2.

by PEN-15 October 30, 2003

Alternating Asses

A little known technique for fitting the max amount of people into the backseat of a car. If done properly, 4 maybe even 5 people will be able to comfortably ride in a 3 person backseat.

It consists of having the first person who gets in the back seat sitting with their ass either touching the backrest(as you would normally ride) or sitting with their ass as close to the edge of the seat(and as far from the backrest) as possible. From their, everyone alternates ass to front ass to back until you can't fit anymore people.

This is proven effective.

"Dude I don't know if I can give all of you a ride"-Guy 1

"It's chill we'll just sit with alternating asses and be good to go."-Guy 2

by alcanic April 26, 2009