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Asstrovert 

An extrovert who criticizes introverts for being introverts
Person 1: If you try hard enough you can be an extrovert like me .
Person 2: If you try hard enough you can be an introvert.
Person 1: Why would I do that? no
Person 2: Than stop being an asstrovert.
Asstrovert by Middmaster1 September 23, 2019

Asstrument 

Noun:

A musical instrument designed for rectal use.
1. Larry was born to be an asstrument player; his cheeks were rosy red and-a-ready for a rippin'.

2. Worn out after a long day of spouting shit, the asstrument section of the ASS(Alabama Syndicate Symphony) celebrated their hard work with enemas all around.
Asstrument by Le Pétomane September 9, 2012

Asstrovert 

Someone who shames people for being an introvert and just saying they are something along the lines of "Friendless assholes" and just being an asshole themselves
Mister man: Mister Man 2 is an Asstrovert!
Asstrovert by Iancraftian April 4, 2021

Asstrovert 

1. A person who exhibits the condition of being absolutely oblivious to surroundings

2. One who tends to be an asshole (hence the saying, head up your ass)
Girl: Connor, you are such a asstrovert! You never pay attention to what I have to say.
Conner: Whatcha say?

astromegalophobia 

the fear of the vastness; largeness of space.
combination of megalophobia and astrophobia.
person 1: i think i might have astromegalophobia
person 2: weird, i have megalophobia
person 3: and i have astrophobia
astromegalophobia by sexypalindrome September 16, 2021

Astrometiriphile

An individual who loves outer space ; awe of outer space
Richa loves space, she is an astrometiriphile