Asspoor 

cheap, cheesy, lame or of low-grade or inferior quality. also can be used to describe a failed attempt at something. basically, poor as ass.

Celene Dion's lyrics are asspoor!

I did asspoor on my math exam!

We played 18 holes of minigolf last night and I scored an 82. ASSPOOR!

Asspoor by heltaskelta June 25, 2009

assport 

The act of transporting an object by the means of your rectum.

The Mexican on my flight tried to assport coke on to the flight, of course he got caught.

assport by VTPinky December 2, 2010

asspoodle

When someone takes the hair on their ass and perm it out like a poodle.

Dude, you can see that guy's asspoodle through his pants.

asspoodle by Justin Mann November 9, 2006

assport 

A promiscuous gay man.

That dude is an assport. A lot of guys go in and out.

assport by k.is.behind.you. August 29, 2010

asspoop

noun; Term used to describe someone who plays with the fecal matter of his or her peers.

I caught John playing with my turds again, he's quite an asspoop.

asspoop by R.J. Fritch January 9, 2008

window of assportunity 

The window of time between relationships when someone is weak, vulnerable, and easily fucked.

Justin: "So, I heard that Angie is leaving her husband"

Steve: "Really?! I'm going to have to get moving so I don't miss my window of assportunity!

window of assportunity by newsteve August 16, 2011

assport 

pulling international pussy.

I got a Brazilian stamp on my Assport last night.

assport by subinai January 12, 2009