assoil 

Oilly residue that spews out of one's asshole after reading religious garbage tied to the, once was fun, daily word of the day in email.

Tabby opened her email, saw a religious definition in her word of the day, then began to assoil herself uncontrollably.

assoil by The Real Napoleon Dynamite July 5, 2022

assoulmates 

A couple of assholes who belong together for life.

"Look at that couple cutting in line holding hands and sucking face like they're oblivious to everyone else."

"I know. They must be assoulmates."

assoulmates by stoneydoggie October 8, 2011

assville 

a town which is complete fucking ass hole and is annoying as shit and makes you want to rip your fuckin nipple off, deep fry them, and feed them to your best friends fucking gold fish

red bank and shrewsbury new jersey are fuckin assville

assville by dikembe mutombos November 30, 2011

cultural assailant 

A person in a position of authority who gains traction through self-aggrandizement and power-grabbing who concurrently attempts to rip apart the progress achieved in the fabric of that culture.

America has elected a most pernicious and destructive cultural assailant.

cultural assailant by Dr Bunnygirl July 22, 2019

Assil 

A person of Lebanese origins who has an adorable laugh that can make your day.

If you're day is ugly, just hit Assil up and tell her to laugh..

Assil by Rawad_Rifai May 16, 2010

asspilgrim

noun) one who engages in sodomy or anal penetration of another. one who pilgrimizes or anally explores another's back side.

verb) the act of sodomizing another. pilgrimizing or anally penetrating a victim.

noun) Bobby was raped by the asspilgrim. I was scared of the asspilgrim lurking in the park.

verb) John was asspilgrimming Bobby. It is very painful to be asspilgrimmed.

asspilgrim by Ted Cheatham April 17, 2007

Assologist

One who specialized in the study of Assology

That woman's sweet ass forced me into becoming an assologist.

Assologist by gomaz July 20, 2005