assnuggets

nuggets of feces that range from large to small in size, usually found stuck in the hairs of shaggy dogs' asses.

Wow, that dog has a bunch of assnuggets.

by shitsweak5490 September 30, 2008

assnugget

Not related to ass nugget, this is a clever insult noun to talk about someone who really pisses you off, or is just not well liked in general.

Joe is an assnugget. Keep the fuck away from him.

You wallhacking assnugget!

Screw you assnuggets, I've got better things to do.

by fsgaasshhddddgxddx December 31, 2004

Assnugget

A person who is a total piece of shit!!!

That guy who keeps stealing old lady Wilson's Social Security Check is such an assnugget

by JUSTAGUY August 26, 2013

Ass Nuggets

Poop comprised of small, well-formed pieces, usually 4-10 in number, that are easily expelled and require little toilet paper usage afterwards. Their appearance and consistency is similar to rabbit poop. They are similar to Ass Potatoes, but smaller and more numerous, and they are the "opposite" of Ass Bread.

I have to take a crap, but I'm in a hurry, so I'm hoping for a couple of quick ass potatoes, or at least a handful of ass nuggets. The last thing I need is a bunch of ass bread.

by Andrew June 18, 2006

ass nuggets

small bits of poopie that get stuck to your ass (or its hair) when you don't wipe correctly.

Your mom tossed my salad last night and she found ass nuggets. She ate that shit!"

by JtothaC March 30, 2005

Ass nuggets

The dry shit balls sticked to your asshair.

''ayo dude, these ass nuggets are really tingling my ass''

by Mr. Assnuggets July 15, 2016

assnugget

when someone has repeted nugget shaped shits that sounds like a bb gun

dood what happened in the boys stall today i heard someone was shooting a bb gun and the cops had to come? no it was just someone that had assnuggets

by baggee September 15, 2006