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Mythical shit that leaves no residue and requires no wiping of the anus. People who claim to have dry shitted, are usually embarrassed because they did not wipe their ass, and claim that the ass didn't need wiping. All asses need wiping
"Oh my god will just took a dry shit."
by Daddy November 27, 2003
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Unable to shit despite sitting on the crapper for an extender period of time. Usually accompanied by anal contractions.
I have got to change my diet. These dry shits are killing my sphincter.
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by Eaton Holgoode January 21, 2018
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When a mobile game is so good you sit on the toilet until the shit on your asshole dries out.
Damn, that new iPhone game is dryshit!
by Shiner5 September 08, 2019
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