-Dan is almost as much of an asshole as Sean!
"No, Dan really isn't at all..."
-Yeah right, his assholeness is bigger than his actual asshole, and that's saying something.
A person who by definition is the biggest asshole on the planet. Only the "King" of assholes can carry the title of assholiness. This elitist asshole is the highest ranking asshole!
"Pardon me your Assholiness, I didn't see you shitting there!"
Oh, man here comes Kyle, Mr. Assoliness himself. Pave way for the King of pricks!