assholeyness
assholeyness by you're_a_little_fucker April 13, 2015
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assholeness
-Dan is almost as much of an asshole as Sean!
"No, Dan really isn't at all..."
-Yeah right, his assholeness is bigger than his actual asshole, and that's saying something.
"No, Dan really isn't at all..."
-Yeah right, his assholeness is bigger than his actual asshole, and that's saying something.
assholeness by hate you November 5, 2007
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assholiness
The act of being a glorified asshole.
A person who by definition is the biggest asshole on the planet. Only the "King" of assholes can carry the title of assholiness. This elitist asshole is the highest ranking asshole!
"Pardon me your Assholiness, I didn't see you shitting there!"
Oh, man here comes Kyle, Mr. Assoliness himself. Pave way for the King of pricks!
"Pardon me your Assholiness, I didn't see you shitting there!"
Oh, man here comes Kyle, Mr. Assoliness himself. Pave way for the King of pricks!
assholiness by Lady Sarcasm December 3, 2010
assholiness
assholiness by Nick Wright August 12, 2006
assholiness
Jay Leno, his assholiness, made fun of unemployed people like it was fun to lose your job, your house and your family.
assholiness by J Snow February 5, 2010
pope of assholiness
A term used to describe someone that brings being an a-hole to an other worldly level, or is the biggest a-hole you have ever met.
Man that guy is the biggest a-hole ever, I mean he really takes the cake!
Yeah, he's the pope of assholiness!
Yeah, he's the pope of assholiness!
pope of assholiness by L0VE (the 0 is a zero) December 3, 2010
assholiness
assholiness by bwitchu March 15, 2004
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