assholeina 

Somebody or something that smells like pure ass or looks like ass.

Damn, that bitch smell like assholeina.

assholeina by assholeina December 9, 2018

assholeitis 

A disease in which a teenager regresses in a fit of narcissism, self-centeredness, and egocentrism, refusing to be accountable to own behavior, projecting anger, rage, and immaturity throughout the world, with a sprinkling of ass-holeishness.

A person with assholeitis may display: Screaming in parents' face, in a high pitched, screeching, nonsensical grandiose way, in an attempt to be re-breastfed. A person with assholeitis will also display pervasive denial. (Seek attention from perturbed, tired, teenage peers.)

assholeitis by RESCU May 13, 2009

assholean 

Of or pertaining to the actions of a complete asshole

assholean by Kold Kore February 17, 2003

assholing 

1. To be overbearing, to force your opinion others.
2. To be an asshole, everywhere.
3. to be rude, annoying and obnoxious.

He was assholing is way into our conversation, when we did not want him there or care about this asshole's opinion.

assholing by Anon-in-Il-agin March 23, 2008

Assholian 

used to describe a person who is known to be the common asshole. 2. a person from the land of asses.

you are such an assholian!

Assholian by J.Wood January 3, 2008

assholeism 

of or retaining to being an asshole; practicing asshole behavior; public diagnosis of being a mean, snobby, and disrespectful person; also is main diagnosis for college professors and dorm resident advisors. It is usually treated within a time span, and treatment consists of turning the stick up someone's ass about an inch every visit to the assholeologist.

So, I see you have been diagnosed with assholeism.

assholeism by aycockhallanonymous December 21, 2009

assholeness 

to possess the trait of being an asshole; to be a major asshole

-Dan is almost as much of an asshole as Sean!
"No, Dan really isn't at all..."
-Yeah right, his assholeness is bigger than his actual asshole, and that's saying something.

assholeness by hate you November 5, 2007