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asshole lips 

When someone does nothing but talk shit.
*Leave a message at the sound of the beep* BEEP..." Yo asshole lips, call me back ". ( Andrew Dice Clay voice )
asshole lips by CodeBlvck November 30, 2015
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lips and assholes 

cheap cuts of meat pressed into tubular skins. more commonly known as hot dogs, frankfurters, weiners.
im hurting for cash this week, so it looks like its lips and assholes for the cookout tonight. sorry kids.
lips and assholes by dave4817 October 26, 2004

lips'n'assholes 

Yo, cook me up one of them lips'n'asshole, and put lots of mustard on it.

Assholelisity 

The degree of one's assholeness, referenced in degree or percfentage
That guy has a high degree of assholelisity; Her assholelisity index is 100%
Assholelisity by jbyrd December 13, 2006

assholelistic 

ass hole like...like an ass hole.nasty additude.bad disposition.
dude is so assholelistic today.dude is acting like such an asshole today.
assholelistic by andy puckett March 10, 2008

assholelishness 

Final stages of being an asshole.

Similar to the final stage of cancer.
A guy breaking up with his gf to hook up with her best friend/sister. He showed typical assholelishness.
assholelishness by deejahweejah July 26, 2011

assholelips 

i dirty wet hole that leaks
i love when my hubby lick my assholelips clean.
assholelips by parisisms May 22, 2018
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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