asshole hair

A little black brown or blonde piece of hair around your fart box. May have a little sprinkle of poo attached to it. Can be curly and long. Also used to describe Anyone named Blake Cooper

Blake Cooper is such an asshole hair !

by Captain taint lick May 28, 2017

twidle my asshole hairs

This is when you use a twiser to remove your asshole hairs.

im gonna twidle my asshole hairs

by ladybird234 February 27, 2024

Asshole hair

The hair you realized you had while you where masturbating ,shitting ,or while reading this definition.

Joe: i realized something the other day.
Tim: yeah, what was it?
Joe: that I have asshole hair.
Tim: your just realizing that!?

by MonkeyShitter June 13, 2018