asshole disorder 

Asshole disorder is someone who talks a lot of shit about others

Hey man, you have to go see a psychologist so you can manage your asshole disorder properly.

asshole disorder by KickinIncrediblyDopeSh*t November 27, 2014

Posttraumatic Asshole Disorder 

A mental illness characterized by sudden flashbacks of highly disturbing exchanges that occurred between yourself and a toxic “ex” whom you cannot help but think of as an insufferable asshole.

Of course there are some very specific triggers that can and do cause me to realize I suffer with some degree of Posttraumatic Asshole Disorder!

Posttraumatic Asshole Disorder by Dr Bunnygirl May 28, 2021

BACA (Being a Cynical Asshole) Disorder 

Psychological disorder that develops sometime after puberty, just as full maturity is about to be reached. This disorder appears when everything and everybody you found cool as a teenager suddenly starts looking really lame, unoriginal, boring, douchy and most of all, shitty. People who suffer from it (a very small percentage of the population, as the vast majority keep on loving all this mediocrity well into their last days...) are not afraid to call people around them on their bullshit, and sometimes do so to the point of alienating themselves; therefore developing a very strong, independent, supreme-asshole personality (although some of them hate themselves for liking such utter crap at some early point of their lives).

- "Baby, let's go watch that new Gerard Butler movie, it looks funny..."
- "What?!?? I'd rather slit my penis' vein with a rusty bottle cap than having to sit through that piece of movie-making rape!!!! Call one of your douchy girlfriends..."
- "I see, your BACA (Being a Cynical Asshole) Disorder is acting up again. Better yet! Who the hell wants to sit in a dark theater next to your grouchy ass??..."

BACA (Being a Cynical Asshole) Disorder by iransan August 3, 2011

Complete Asshole Disorder 

A term which refers to a habit of being a complete asshole

That guy has Complete Asshole Disorder.

Complete Asshole Disorder by rockin'blob November 17, 2014

Chronic Asshole Disorder

The severe, frequently reacurring of being a dick. Makes personal attacks verbally, wants to control all situations no matter what situations they are. Makes a girl feel as if she isnt worth respecting, like she has ducked up so badly that she doesnt deserve any respect what so ever. EVEN THOUGH SHE DESERVES THE HIGHEST FORM OF RESPECT SINCE SHE HAD TO DEAL WITH HIM FOR SO LONG. He always has something rude to say, and he always starts a fight. A guy who deserves a foot up his ass to the point where he will taste toes for the next 2 or more months. Doubts everything. The biggest douche bag on the face of the planet.

Julian Torres has C.A.D. "Chronic Asshole Disorder".

Chronic Asshole Disorder by This is for my baby boo April 8, 2010

seasonal asshole disorder 

A seasonal affection, generally brought on by summer, wherein the afflicted regularly drinks more than a socially condoned portion and refuses to acknowledge or consider pleas from loved ones. Symptoms may include spraying fire pits with flammable chemicals (I.e., bug spray) or needlessly flaunting wokeness.

I'm worried about Bill...I think he may have Seasonal Asshole Disorder after nearly burning off that girl's eyebrows

seasonal asshole disorder by Celeste420BlazeIt May 1, 2017

Uncultured Asshole Disorder 

When an internet troll questions your taste in media by using their own false claims of knowing how real plays work, they often claim that school plays don't qualify as actual experience and think that all drama classes are about learning about the likes of William Shakespeare, they also think that they know better than you in terms of pop culture references.

Wow...talk about a major case of Uncultured Asshole Disorder

Uncultured Asshole Disorder by MM132 July 13, 2016