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assboondocks 

Shitty part of town that smells like fuckin poop
We're out here in the assboondocks bro it smells like shit!
assboondocks by Turdpope July 21, 2017

assfountain

The worst most gruesome case of dysentery.
I was awoken this morning with a case of assfountain.
assfountain by Katherine JJ November 10, 2008

assfront 

Somtimes know as a cuntgut. It is when a persons belly resembles an ass, in the front.
Oh, I thought that bitch was facing backwards but it was just her assfront.
assfront by funrelz February 22, 2018
A medical condition where your foot smells like the inside of an ass.
"Wow! Your foot smells like ass, you have assfoot! uh oh stinky"

assfoonery 

Buffonery to the tenth power. Real stupid acts or situations.
"I've experienced nothing but assfoonery babysitting those fucking kids."
"I can't work with Tom and put up with his assfoonery"
assfoonery by VP December 27, 2007
an ass tool which has gay references
you're an assfong \:D/
assfong by Plaatjie_uK June 25, 2008