assfoon

A jackass, buffoon.

You're such a fucking assfoon.

by Decker December 22, 2002

assboondocks

Shitty part of town that smells like fuckin poop

We're out here in the assboondocks bro it smells like shit!

by Turdpope July 21, 2017

assfountain

The worst most gruesome case of dysentery.

I was awoken this morning with a case of assfountain.

by Katherine JJ November 10, 2008

assfront

Somtimes know as a cuntgut. It is when a persons belly resembles an ass, in the front.

Oh, I thought that bitch was facing backwards but it was just her assfront.

by funrelz February 22, 2018

Assfoot

A medical condition where your foot smells like the inside of an ass.

"Wow! Your foot smells like ass, you have assfoot! uh oh stinky"

by StinkyAssFootCreator May 16, 2020

assfoonery

Buffonery to the tenth power. Real stupid acts or situations.

"I've experienced nothing but assfoonery babysitting those fucking kids."
"I can't work with Tom and put up with his assfoonery"

by VP December 27, 2007

assfong

an ass tool which has gay references

you're an assfong \:D/

by Plaatjie_uK June 25, 2008