assfountain

The worst most gruesome case of dysentery.

I was awoken this morning with a case of assfountain.

by Katherine JJ November 10, 2008

assfountain

An assfountain is a catchy name used to describe a simple and meaningless website.

See assfountains.org

by Aaron March 25, 2005

assmountain

an email attatchment

"I sent you the lab as an assmountain"

"Hey, Bob, did you get that assmountain of the TPS reports?"

by Nbaum April 14, 2007

Mexican Ass Fountain

Initial steady stream of shit disbursed through the anus ( usually accompanying sever anal burning) whilst on the toilet after a hefty meal of Mexican food.

"I was so sick after I ate five tacos at that Mexican restaurant, talk about a Mexican Ass Fountain!

by James Casey & Matt Druken May 22, 2008