assfoonery

Buffonery to the tenth power. Real stupid acts or situations.

"I've experienced nothing but assfoonery babysitting those fucking kids."
"I can't work with Tom and put up with his assfoonery"

by VP December 27, 2007

Hoof Hearted

The last horse to cross the finish line

God, that horse sucks, what's his name?

Hoof Hearted

by VP July 02, 2004

bogatry

An item, act or situation of being bogus, low quality or immensely annoying.

"I got two tickets on the way to work, fucking BOGATRY!"
"Coors Light? I ain't drinking that watered-down bogatry"
"I'm in no mood for your bogatry, go eat a dick"

by VP December 27, 2007