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assfloss 

1. Someone who pisses you off so much that you wish you could use them to floss the dried feces off a greasy perverts crack.
2. A stupid or foolish person, usually with many enemies who can't stand his/her daily actions.
3. an antonym for asswhipe or jackass.
4. a thong.
That assfloss consitantly performs the same skateboarding trick even though he gets hurt each time.
assfloss by Jaclyn May 7, 2004
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ass floss 

that chic looks damn fine when shes only wearing ass floss!
ass floss by Anonymous May 4, 2003

ass floss 

Ass floss is a skinny white guy in prison used as a cleaning tool.
Ass floss is when a skinny white guy is held captive as a tool for cleaning the cum out of a tosser salads ass.
ass floss by Rbomb04 June 14, 2014

Ass Floss 

An article of clothing known as the "G String" or "Thong" Typically worn by both men and women to cover the genital area and passes through to the buttocks.
Define Ass Floss

"Look at that girl over there, Can you believe she's wearing assfloss? what a slut!"
Ass Floss by creepypastasketti August 21, 2017

ass floss 

A thin towel rope that slides between the crack(s).
My anus has fecal buildup. I should use an ass floss to clean it out.
ass floss by 'Ass~~~Floss' October 6, 2015

Ass floss 

The definition of a thong.
"Gahhh I can't get my ass floss out!"
Ass floss by Squee3 January 10, 2019
Assloss is a street in Kilmarnock, Ayrshire. Apparently you lose your ass when you drink in that street
Went to V's house for drinks and lost my ass. I'm assloss after a night in Killie
assloss by anonymous July 4, 2021
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