assflex

When your jeans are so tight, it makes it look like you are making your ass flex. Most commonly happens when you are wearing skinny jeans.

Person 1: Oops I dropped something.
(Bends over to pick it up.)
Person 2: Nasty! What are you trying to do an assflex?
Person 1: No!

by googoogoodolls January 7, 2011

Ben Assfleck

Synonym: Ben Affleck

Ben Affleck acted like Ben Assfleck in Daredevil lawl.

by BenchMax345 February 29, 2008

Assfleece

Verb

1. The "act" of defrauding, normally using Larceny, any stupid, foolish or stubborn person.

While he continued to accumulate Gold for his own self interest's, he assfleeced the American Public of it's wealth by deception.

by Hollywuud October 21, 2011

Ass Flex

Someone that is an uptight douchebag who lifts a lot of weights and thinks they are tough shit.

That guy just bumped into 60 year old lady cause she was in his way, what an Ass Flex!

by Slobo March 12, 2008

Assfleck

Ben Affleck, the supposed to be groom of Jennifer Lopez aka. J-Ho.

He won a oscar for a sceenplay and for a time was to marry Gwenyth Paltrow(A much better woman)

J-Ho is going to suck as Assfleck dry

by Anonymous October 21, 2003

assflax

when your shit is stringy kinda and is able to weave into things such as string, rope, thread, etc.

Joe: whats that long trail of stringy stuff hangin out of your ass?
Bill: aww man i totally assflaxxed

by gumball323 July 15, 2010

Assflea

Starbucks workin, style stealing, sarcastic, angry, vindictive, cumdumpster

Assflea is kinda like a flea on my ass

by DJdaveyjones March 27, 2010