assflex 

When your jeans are so tight, it makes it look like you are making your ass flex. Most commonly happens when you are wearing skinny jeans.

Person 1: Oops I dropped something.
(Bends over to pick it up.)
Person 2: Nasty! What are you trying to do an assflex?
Person 1: No!

assflex by googoogoodolls January 7, 2011

Ben Assfleck 

Synonym: Ben Affleck

Ben Affleck acted like Ben Assfleck in Daredevil lawl.

Ben Assfleck by BenchMax345 February 29, 2008

Assfleece 

Verb

1. The "act" of defrauding, normally using Larceny, any stupid, foolish or stubborn person.

While he continued to accumulate Gold for his own self interest's, he assfleeced the American Public of it's wealth by deception.

Assfleece by Hollywuud October 21, 2011

Ass Flex

Someone that is an uptight douchebag who lifts a lot of weights and thinks they are tough shit.

That guy just bumped into 60 year old lady cause she was in his way, what an Ass Flex!

Ass Flex by Slobo March 12, 2008

Assfleck 

Ben Affleck, the supposed to be groom of Jennifer Lopez aka. J-Ho.

He won a oscar for a sceenplay and for a time was to marry Gwenyth Paltrow(A much better woman)

J-Ho is going to suck as Assfleck dry

Assfleck by Anonymous October 21, 2003

assflax 

when your shit is stringy kinda and is able to weave into things such as string, rope, thread, etc.

Joe: whats that long trail of stringy stuff hangin out of your ass?
Bill: aww man i totally assflaxxed

assflax by gumball323 July 15, 2010

Assflea 

Starbucks workin, style stealing, sarcastic, angry, vindictive, cumdumpster

Assflea is kinda like a flea on my ass

Assflea by DJdaveyjones March 27, 2010