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When your jeans are so tight, it makes it look like you are making your ass flex. Most commonly happens when you are wearing skinny jeans.

Person 1: Oops I dropped something.
(Bends over to pick it up.)
Person 2: Nasty! What are you trying to do an assflex?
Person 1: No!

assflex by googoogoodolls January 7, 2011

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Ben Assfleck

Synonym: Ben Affleck

Ben Affleck acted like Ben Assfleck in Daredevil lawl.

Ben Assfleck by BenchMax345 February 29, 2008

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Assfleece

Verb

1. The "act" of defrauding, normally using Larceny, any stupid, foolish or stubborn person.

While he continued to accumulate Gold for his own self interest's, he assfleeced the American Public of it's wealth by deception.

Assfleece by Hollywuud October 21, 2011

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Ass Flex

Someone that is an uptight douchebag who lifts a lot of weights and thinks they are tough shit.

That guy just bumped into 60 year old lady cause she was in his way, what an Ass Flex!

Ass Flex by Slobo March 12, 2008

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Assfleck

Ben Affleck, the supposed to be groom of Jennifer Lopez aka. J-Ho.

He won a oscar for a sceenplay and for a time was to marry Gwenyth Paltrow(A much better woman)

J-Ho is going to suck as Assfleck dry

Assfleck by Anonymous October 21, 2003

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assflax

when your shit is stringy kinda and is able to weave into things such as string, rope, thread, etc.

Joe: whats that long trail of stringy stuff hangin out of your ass?
Bill: aww man i totally assflaxxed

assflax by gumball323 July 15, 2010

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Assflea

Starbucks workin, style stealing, sarcastic, angry, vindictive, cumdumpster

Assflea is kinda like a flea on my ass

Assflea by DJdaveyjones March 27, 2010

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fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008

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Glippy

A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.

“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”

Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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