assfeet 

A way to describe a theatrical event that is so boring or intolerable, you wish that feet would grow spontaneously from your ass and involuntarily carry you out of the theater, sparing you from having to make the decision yourself.

My boyfriend dragged me to his favorite Broadway show. Let me tell you, it was total assfeet. If I'd had the guts to just stand up and walk out, I would have.

assfeet by anonymous August 18, 2022

assfeet 

A way to describe a theatrical event that is so boring or intolerable, you wish that feet would grow spontaneously from your ass and involuntarily carry you out of the theater, sparing you from having to make the decision yourself.

My boyfriend dragged me to his favorite Broadway show. Let me tell you, it was total assfeet. If I'd had the guts to just stand up and leave, I would have.

assfeet by anonymous August 18, 2022

assfeet 

A way to describe a theatrical event that is so boring or intolerable, you wish that feet would grow spontaneously from your ass and involuntarily carry you out of the theater, sparing you from having to make the decision yourself.

My boyfriend dragged me to his favorite Broadway show. Let me tell you, it was total assfeet. If I'd had the guts to just stand up and leave, I would have.

assfeet by adpxyz123 September 3, 2022

Assfertaste 

A nasty ass after taste. Usually referring to cheap liquor that only goes down with a powerful chaser.

Steve: Hey Rochelle, this Samuel Grant Bourbon style whiskey has a NASTY assfertaste! With what shall we chase it down?

Rochelle: Honestly Steve, anything this gross ought to be chased with bleach or something of similar acosticity... But I suppose this liter of coca cola will have to do. It's all we have within a five foot vicinity, after all.

Steve: Mkay, thank you for that. YAW!!!

Assfertaste by Girthquake December 7, 2012

stank-ass feet 

Feet so foul they cause everyone around you to have a transient stroke at a whiff. If left untreated, has the capacity to instill madness, violence, and depression in those who have the displeasure of filling their nostrils with the odors of Satan.

"Ay I heard that 22 year old girl got some stank-ass feet yo"

"Damn yo that girl needs some febreze or some shit for her stank-ass feet"
"Pooja provides some phenomenal therapy, but why she gotta put those stank-ass feet in my face as I pour out my heart? This is some unprofessional shit right here, fam."

stank-ass feet by Raisin-Bran May 31, 2016

assteeth 

someone who has a tiny cock and has had their ass cheeks surgically removed and put on their teeth

DJ burke has assteeth and has a vagina

what a dinkuspie

assteeth by tripod dinkus April 11, 2009

ass feet 

When you get so angry your ass turn into feet and you are capable of shitting out of them.

When he found out I cheated on him he got ass feet and shit his socks.

ass feet by Backwards boner June 10, 2014