assfacius
someone who is ass face. someone suffering from a disease where they cant tell the difference between their ass and face.
assfacius by jeexlabs.com March 26, 2003
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Assachusetts
Semi-famous band out of Ann Arbor, MI that built a giant stage and gave a kick-ass performance in their underwear.
Assachusetts by mr_henry October 18, 2008
assfacts
"Facts" pulled out of someone's ass. Usually not the author/speaker, but the one who relayed the facts to them.
These facts are in actual fact half-truths and whole lies. Probably pulled down from some .org website or biased news channel.
These facts are in actual fact half-truths and whole lies. Probably pulled down from some .org website or biased news channel.
assfacts by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004
assfacious
assfacious by Tommy Christmas May 4, 2010
Assachusetts
1. Formerly the 6TH state admitted to the Union of the United States of America (see Massachusetts) until announcing eligibility of homosexual couples to marry in the state, as if the rest of the Union cares.
2. Ted Kennedy's personal playground (see booty plunder alcohol forgetfullness hypocrisy).
3. Home of AA, the state's new abbreviation, as well as the acronym for the infamous counseling group for overconsuption of adult beverages.
2. Ted Kennedy's personal playground (see booty plunder alcohol forgetfullness hypocrisy).
3. Home of AA, the state's new abbreviation, as well as the acronym for the infamous counseling group for overconsuption of adult beverages.
Assachusetts by jovet November 26, 2003
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TLDU
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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