assfacius 

someone who is ass face. someone suffering from a disease where they cant tell the difference between their ass and face.

damn, jon is being an assfacius today

assfacius by jeexlabs.com March 26, 2003

assacious 

the form of being an ass
the form of being a jerk
the form of beingannoying

why must u be so assacious?

assacious by alexis cp September 5, 2008

Assfacia 

A disease in which your face begins to resemble your hind quarters.

"Nah, she's got assfacia."

Assfacia by Bluto October 24, 2003

Assachusetts

Semi-famous band out of Ann Arbor, MI that built a giant stage and gave a kick-ass performance in their underwear.

Did you see that Assachusetts show? I really want to blow their drummer.

Assachusetts by mr_henry October 18, 2008

assfacts 

"Facts" pulled out of someone's ass. Usually not the author/speaker, but the one who relayed the facts to them.


These facts are in actual fact half-truths and whole lies. Probably pulled down from some .org website or biased news channel.

Religious, political and national definitions on this site constitute many assfacts.

assfacts by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

assfacious 

The act or state of being an ass-face.

Dude, stop fucking with me. You're being so assfacious!

assfacious by Tommy Christmas May 4, 2010

Assachusetts

1. Formerly the 6TH state admitted to the Union of the United States of America (see Massachusetts) until announcing eligibility of homosexual couples to marry in the state, as if the rest of the Union cares.

2. Ted Kennedy's personal playground (see booty plunder alcohol forgetfullness hypocrisy).

3. Home of AA, the state's new abbreviation, as well as the acronym for the infamous counseling group for overconsuption of adult beverages.

I was originally born in Leominster, Assachusetts.

Assachusetts by jovet November 26, 2003