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assfacious 

The act or state of being an ass-face.
Dude, stop fucking with me. You're being so assfacious!
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assacious 

the form of being an ass
the form of being a jerk
the form of beingannoying
why must u be so assacious?
assacious by alexis cp September 5, 2008

asshatious 

An act which typifies the behaviour of an asshat.
"What an asshat! Did you see the asshatious way he just dismissed what she said?"
asshatious by King Byron August 22, 2008

Austacious

Aw-stay-shyuh-ss (Adjective) Peculiar. Strange. Weird. It means something is weird, but very weird. Curious. Unexpected. Unbelievable.
That’s Austacious. That’s weird.
Austacious by Bumblebee360 November 12, 2021

assliciously delicious 

Very fine female with a extra perky extra meaty behind.
hey LaQuanda you are looking sooo assliciously delicious today.
assliciously delicious by Marcolicious September 15, 2006

assticious 

the most repulsive and inhospitable odor that could possibly come out of a human being's ass
ex: that was the most assticious fart I have ever smelt in my life
assticious by the ass man14456 April 18, 2011

asspicious 

To be suspicious of a booty, and to question its silicone content.
"Have you seen Kim Kardashian's ass? It's so huge!"
"I don't know man, I'm a bit asspicious, it look rather fake."
asspicious by Mach91 November 7, 2017
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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